Character Profiles

This page has a list of my original characters.

Big Phill
Branson, Jacob
Bunny, Duracell
Bunny, Energizer
Bunny, Rayovac
Cold, Freezer
Cold, Refrigerator
Crook, Oven
Japanese Man
Mondo the Clown
Peters, Robert Q.
Terrell, Lantust

Big Phill

Full name: John Phillip Harris, Jr.
Nicknames: Big Phill, Phil
Birthdate: 1988
Created: October 8, 2004
Occupation: Student
Height: 6’5”
Weight: 310 lbs.
Political views: Conservative
Religion: Baptist
Hobbies: Trucks, agriculture, politics
Appearances: “Big Phill”
Description:

Branson, Jacob

Full name: Jacob Branson
Nicknames: Jake
Birthdate: 1990
Created: 2006
Occupation: Student
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 165 lbs.
Political views: Communism
Religion: Agnostic
Hobbies: Politics, history, suicide, video games
Appearances: “Big Phill”
Description:

Bunny, Duracell

Full name: Duracell Bunny
Nicknames: D.B.
Birthdate: Unknown
Created: 1999
Occupation: N/A
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Unknown
Religion: Unknown
Hobbies: Unknown
Appearances: My Energizer Bunny story series
Description: D.B. – or Duracell Bunny – is E.B.’s counterpart. He is very intelligent and serious – unlike E.B. Besides that – and the fact that he has a Duracell battery attached to his body (rather than an Energizer battery), he is identical to E.B. Also, he is E.B.’s friend despite their different personalities.

Bunny, Energizer

Full name: Energizer Bunny
Nicknames: E.B.
Birthdate: Unknown
Created: 1999
Occupation: N/A
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Unknown
Religion: Unknown
Hobbies: Unknown
Appearances: My Energizer Bunny story series
Description: E.B. – or Energizer Bunny – is D.B.’s counterpart. He is very silly – unlike D.B. Besides that – and the fact that he has a Energizer battery attached to his body (rather than an Duracell battery), he is identical to D.B. Also, he is D.B.’s friend despite their different personalities.

Bunny, Rayovac

Full name: Rayovac Bunny
Nicknames: R.B.
Birthdate: Unknown
Created: Circa 1999-2001
Occupation: N/A
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Unknown
Religion: Unknown
Hobbies: Unknown
Appearances: My Energizer Bunny story series
Description: R.B. – or Rayovac Bunny – is E.B.’s and D.B.’s counterpart. Besides the fact that he has a Rayovac battery attached to his body (rather than an Energizer or Duracell battery), he is identical to E.B. and D.B. Also, he is E.B.’s and D.B.’s friend.

Cold, Freezer

Full name: Freezer Cold
Nicknames: N/A
Birthdate: 1971
Created:
Occupation: Owner of the restaurant Freezer’s Ice Cream
Height: 6’
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Libertarian-leaning liberal
Religion: Agnostic
Hobbies: Philosophy, politics, literature
Appearances: “Refrigerator”
Description:

Cold, Refrigerator

Full name: Refrigerator Cold
Nicknames: Fridge
Birthdate: 1971
Created: September 1997
Occupation: Various (teacher, mail carrier)
Height: 6’
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Liberal
Religion: Atheist
Hobbies: Philosophy, politics, literature
Appearances: “Refrigerator” and “Big Phill”
Description:

Crook, Oven

Full name: Oven Milton Crook
Nicknames: Crook
Birthdate: 1971
Created: September 1997
Occupation: Various (car salesman, trailer park owner, sometimes unemployed)
Height: 3’
Weight: 240 lbs.
Political views: Apolitical
Religion: None
Hobbies: Collecting junk, football, cars
Appearances: “Refrigerator” and “Big Phill”
Description:

Japanese Man

Full name: Sushi Mitsubashi
Nicknames: Japanese Man
Birthdate: Unknown
Created: Circa November 2002
Occupation: Businessman
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Moderate
Religion: None
Hobbies: Electronics
Appearances: “Refrigerator” and “Big Phill”
Description:

Mondo the Clown

Full name: Mondo the Clown
Nicknames: N/A
Birthdate: Circa 1965
Created: July 10, 2004
Occupation: Underemployed entertainer
Height: Around 6’
Weight: Around 150 lbs.
Political views: Unknown
Religion: Unknown
Hobbies: Clowning around
Appearances: “Big Phill”
Description: Mondo the Clown is a very crazy, immature clown. He is loud and energetic and almost always refers to everyone – regardless of age or number – as simply “kids.” Mondo also refers to himself in third person. He wears a dark pink robe with white trim and has a rainbow-colored wig. Unlike most clowns, Mondo doesn’t wear makeup. Due to his eccentric behavior, people rarely hire him for events.

Peters, Robert Q.

Full name: Robert Q. Peters
Nicknames: Bobby Business
Birthdate: 1990
Created: 2006
Occupation: Sales representative at Uchitel Industries (Учительские Промышленности)
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 165 lbs.
Political views: Conservative
Religion: Baptist
Hobbies: Business, electronics, cars
Appearances: “Robert”
Description: Robert Peters (formerly known as Robert Peters) is a businessman that owns his own technology-sales company: Uchitel Industries (Учительские Промышленности). In Russian, that literally means “Teacher Industries,” but Robert chose the name simply because it sounded cool. Coincidentally, many of his sales are to teachers. Robert works in both America and Russia, and he sells cutting-edge technology at discounted prices to impoverished areas. Robert is also known for his square-shaped head and body – as well as his love for ’80s and ’90s technology – such as his TeleVideo TS-1605 (which runs MS-DOS), his Audiovox CTX-3100A car phone, and his 1991 Dodge Dynasty LE.

Terrell, Lantust

Full name: Lantust Terrell
Nicknames: Stock nerd
Birthdate: January 25, 1957
Created: Circa 1996-1997
Occupation: Businessman, travel agent
Height: 5’10”
Weight: Unknown
Political views: Moderate
Religion: Christian, previously none
Hobbies: Unknown
Appearances: “Lantust” and “Lantust the Teenager”
Description: Lantust is a travel agent that has operated his own travel agency called LTA (Lantust Travel Agency) – although he ran it under the name SIT (Stantul International Travel) in 2004. In his early years, he was very dishonest and liked to scam his customers. He got in trouble with the law as the result of scamming two young boys, although he went on parole. During parole, however, he escaped to the South Pole – where he stayed for seven years before returning home to reopen his travel business under a new name – and to again scam people. Later, though, he was arrested, and after spending time in jail, he decided to run an honest business. Two of the inspirations for Lantust (when writing the first story about him in 2004) were Raffish Ralph from The Berenstain Bears and Al Roker as portrayed on The Proud Family.

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